Phoebe: Monica, your remote doesn’t work.
Monica: Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.
Phoebe: Oh, forget it.
(via donoteattheyellowsnow)
| Me at the beginning of the book: | LOL what kind of a name is Peeta? Who named this loser, anyway? Haha his character is going to suck, I know it. |
| Me at the end of the book: | PEETA IS THE WHOLE WORLD AND I WILL NEVER KNOW SUCH LOVE AGAIN!!! BLESS HIM AND HIS BEAUTIFUL, GODLIKE NAME! |
when they say the title of the album in a song
or the title of a movie in a scene
Or the title of the book in a chapter
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)
| hot guy: | i sprained my wrist |
| me: | okay take off your underwear |
Look what just came up on my maths homework.
IS IT’S BECAUSE IT GIVES ME FEELS??
(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby’s face off the penis so we could put it on the bunny? That is a weird sentence.
Joey: “This is impossible Monica. Why don’t you just pick all 15?”
Monica: “There were only 12!”
Joey: “Oh … I added 3.”
Monica: “What are peanut butter fingers?”
Your love is like a giant pigeon, crapping on my heart.
